Anybody wanna guestimate how much Jared weighs in lbs? Round about?
13 shots | Shoot
He who dies with the most toys, wins...
.: PaddywhAckles McFrAckleface :.
16 April 2009 @ 03:30 pm
aggravated10 April 2009 @ 11:11 pm
So, are we now ignoring the Judas Jack-off lulz or whut? I can't keep up with what's off bounds in this damn fandom.
29 March 2009 @ 12:04 am
hyper11 March 2009 @ 12:19 pm
...but have any of you seen Push?
As I sat and watched it, I had this uncomfortable feeling wash over me, because it felt like Chris Evans had more chemistry with Dakota Fanning than he did with Camilla Belle. And I'm like, okay, in the future, those two characters could probably make it happen, you know? Cassie is sixteen and too mature for her age, Nick isn't that good with people anyway...
And then I remembered. Dakota filmed that movie when she was fourteen.
Now I just feel odd about the chemistry and I very much hope I wasn't imagining it. Because that says something very strange about me.
As I sat and watched it, I had this uncomfortable feeling wash over me, because it felt like Chris Evans had more chemistry with Dakota Fanning than he did with Camilla Belle. And I'm like, okay, in the future, those two characters could probably make it happen, you know? Cassie is sixteen and too mature for her age, Nick isn't that good with people anyway...
And then I remembered. Dakota filmed that movie when she was fourteen.
Now I just feel odd about the chemistry and I very much hope I wasn't imagining it. Because that says something very strange about me.
I feel: 
weird
weird08 January 2009 @ 04:40 am
Christ, how out of the loop am I? I keep seeing all these pictures of the boys with like...cigarettes and cowboy hats and stuff, and I have NO IDEA where they're from, and I WANT THEM but I don't know how to GET THEM. *sigh* Do any of you have any recent pictures uploaded? Any from within the past month, I'm pretty sure I've missed them all.
I used to just know this stuff. I've been away for too long.
Also, I've kind of developed a crush on Robert Pattinson, which is odd, because he looks like he's stoned all the time. Plus, he talks just like my friend Toby, with a posh kind of slur that annoys the fuck out of me. I think I want to bathe him and then watch him shave...is that weird? *ponders*
I used to just know this stuff. I've been away for too long.
Also, I've kind of developed a crush on Robert Pattinson, which is odd, because he looks like he's stoned all the time. Plus, he talks just like my friend Toby, with a posh kind of slur that annoys the fuck out of me. I think I want to bathe him and then watch him shave...is that weird? *ponders*
I feel: 
nerdy
nerdy28 September 2008 @ 09:30 pm
Greetings!
I've been M.I.A for a little while due to settling in at Uni down in London. I'm not sure I've settled in yet, but I'm dorming with a few guys now and we have FREE internet in this place, so I thought I'd come and take advantage of that, maybe write my feelings down.
Hmm, I think first of all I'm a little dissapointed so far, with the way the course is running, and also I miss home. Honestly, I'm only gone two nights a week but you never know how attached to home you are until you're travelling 177 miles away from it every week.
Also, I caved and watched the Supernatural season 4 opener. I liked it. It was better than a lot of last season's episodes I think. We shall see if it continues in the same manner.
I've been M.I.A for a little while due to settling in at Uni down in London. I'm not sure I've settled in yet, but I'm dorming with a few guys now and we have FREE internet in this place, so I thought I'd come and take advantage of that, maybe write my feelings down.
Hmm, I think first of all I'm a little dissapointed so far, with the way the course is running, and also I miss home. Honestly, I'm only gone two nights a week but you never know how attached to home you are until you're travelling 177 miles away from it every week.
Also, I caved and watched the Supernatural season 4 opener. I liked it. It was better than a lot of last season's episodes I think. We shall see if it continues in the same manner.
I feel: 
blah
blah12 September 2008 @ 04:57 am
So I know that there's kind of a marmite sitation for J2 fans, the kind of thing that could split a room in half. The big question. Who bottoms?
Poll #1258207 Top or bottom? The J2 conundrum.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 40
Also, I posted this ages ago and was reminded of it by the whole THEY LIVE TOGETHER thing, so here's some situation-appropriate J2 morning porn that you may or may not have read. No buttsecks, so the poll is irrelevant.
JD: you think J and J have morning shower sex? soap each other up?
Me: yes, like in that fic I wrote
Me: it's EXACTLY like that!
JD: I think they flip flop, but mainly Jared would bottom for Jen
Me: no way
Me: Jensen is a bottom
JD: no way
Poll #1258207 Top or bottom? The J2 conundrum.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 40
In your preferred J2 fiction, how does it work?
View Answers
Jared tops exclusively
2 (5.0%)
Jensen tops exclusively 4 (10.0%)
Jared tops usually 10 (25.0%)
Jensen tops usually 9 (22.5%)
They top and bottom equally 10 (25.0%)
I have no preference 5 (12.5%)
Also, I posted this ages ago and was reminded of it by the whole THEY LIVE TOGETHER thing, so here's some situation-appropriate J2 morning porn that you may or may not have read. No buttsecks, so the poll is irrelevant.
I feel: 
curious
curious12 September 2008 @ 02:37 am
- I am the awesome of awesomes and managed to snag a set of train tickets for £12 each instead of the £60 each you're usually charged when booking so late.
- I go to The British Academy of New Music next week. I'm dreading it, actually, though I'm sure once we're settled in I'll feel better.
- A few days ago
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
onelittlesleep was talking about Freaks and Geeks and I realised that I'd never got around to downloading it. So I grabbed a torrent and set the first few episodes to DL first, which they did, and I watched and...ouch. I think I was in permanent sadface mode trying to watch. Still, I want moar and I'm getting impatient with these downloads. - I'm not the kind of person who reads her flist from between her fingers or who will go apeshit about a few spoilers, but wow, my friends pages are just full of spoiler warnings. I'm actually really pleased that everyone's being so careful about it. Saves wank and whatnot.
- Last but not least, this guy has a gorgeous voice and I can't stop listening to his version of this:
Disturbia by Rihanna, performed acoustically by Alejandro Manzano of the band Boyce Avenue
I feel: 
awake
awakeI hear: Disturbia acoustic cover
13 August 2008 @ 03:30 am
10 August 2008 @ 04:54 am
I feel like I've mentioned this guy a lot lately, which is ridiculous, I'm not a fan, don't even really know him.
Except wow, I'm on his music myspace right now and this guy singing in my headphones is just NOT the squeaky-voiced kid I remember from those TV shows he used to be in.
He sounds all...hot and stuff. And older. And possibly like he'd throw me over his shoulder and ravage me in a way that certain other actors who Riley's girlfriend may or may not have left him for could only dream of.
Go! Listen! Fantasize!
Except wow, I'm on his music myspace right now and this guy singing in my headphones is just NOT the squeaky-voiced kid I remember from those TV shows he used to be in.
He sounds all...hot and stuff. And older. And possibly like he'd throw me over his shoulder and ravage me in a way that certain other actors who Riley's girlfriend may or may not have left him for could only dream of.
Go! Listen! Fantasize!
I feel: 
devious
deviousI hear: Feel For You - Riley Smith (Life of Riley)
09 August 2008 @ 03:27 am
Either Chace Crawford didn't get the memo, or Jensen forgot to send him a copy, but either way I think Mr Ackles needs to sit his fellow CW slave star down and give him a good spanking talking to.
I think it'd go something like this: "Chace...at some point in your career, you're gonna want to be taken a little more seriously, and things like this? They always come back to haunt you. Oh and, by the way? Love the nips."
I think it'd go something like this: "Chace...at some point in your career, you're gonna want to be taken a little more seriously, and things like this? They always come back to haunt you. Oh and, by the way? Love the nips."
I feel: 
amused
amusedI hear: the sound of my own merry giggles
07 August 2008 @ 11:21 pm
1. I'm not dead. My internet had a five-day-funk and kept saying no. My wireless is still in a funk but I do have internet. Hoorah.
2. I don't know if you guys know already (probably) but The Christmas Cottager is being released straight to DVD on November 11th.
3. Jared looks a tad ridiculous on the picture they've used for the site and DVD cover. (Why the strange almost-lip-bite? Why the highlights?)
*sigh* I dunno...
2. I don't know if you guys know already (probably) but The Christmas Cottager is being released straight to DVD on November 11th.
3. Jared looks a tad ridiculous on the picture they've used for the site and DVD cover. (Why the strange almost-lip-bite? Why the highlights?)
*sigh* I dunno...
I feel: 
distracted
distracted03 July 2008 @ 02:05 am
So, I have a new layout which was inspired by this stock-picture icon by ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
pale_septembre. It's a change for me, but I like it.
I'd make a FRIENDS ONLY banner with the image I made below, except that my journal isn't friends only. Um.
Hi.
I feel: 
accomplished
accomplishedI hear: Kate Perry
02 July 2008 @ 12:28 am
26 June 2008 @ 06:17 pm
So in terms of heterosexual relationships on Gossip Girl, people ship Chuck/Blair and Blair/Nate and Nate/Serena and Serena/Dan (not to mention various pairings with Vanessa and the odd Chuck/Serena) – but seriously, does nobody ship Nate/Jenny?
There’s an LJ comm for it, but not a single story there is above a PG rating. I mean, come on.
Yes, I know she’s young, or whatever, but seriously, I ship two brothers. I do not care for social morals in my fiction.
Is there no NC-17 Nate/Jenny fiction? Ideally I’m talking Nate being this gentle older guy with her (in more than just a sexual way) but I’d settle for simple pornage or just any kind of Nate/Jenny at all. I just think it would be sweet.
I don’t even know if anybody on my flist watches Gossip Girl except jo__angel.
*pouts*
I feel: curious
curious09 June 2008 @ 05:56 pm
angry with wifey05 June 2008 @ 01:06 am
So, my friend found an interesting advert on her facebook page today.
WTF 'Dating Direct' - offering our bitch up to randomers? I THINK NOT.
( Full page shot )
WTF 'Dating Direct' - offering our bitch up to randomers? I THINK NOT.
I feel: amused
amused01 June 2008 @ 02:43 pm
So, ages ago I must have stumbled upon some youtube video of Jensen on DAYS and I watched, and I laughed, and then I read some comments, right?
One person wrote:
Wow why was Marlena such a b*tch to her son? No wonder Jensen Ackles left the show.
To which I replied:
Lol, I think he just left 'cause he saw better things in his future. It was no doubt a great learning curve for him, but the more talented ones never really stay long in soaps.
Which is, you know, THE VERY OBVIOUS TRUTH.
And then, 20 minutes or so ago, two whole months after I made my comment of TROO FAX and laid it to rest, this really, really deluded girl from fuck knows where replies to my comment, telling me that: Jensen is not really that talented at all. He is one a failing UPN show. He could have had a better future on a soap. Plus the real talented ones are the ones that stay on soaps.
And she's apparently 27 years old. You think she'd have a clue or something.
One person wrote:
Wow why was Marlena such a b*tch to her son? No wonder Jensen Ackles left the show.
To which I replied:
Lol, I think he just left 'cause he saw better things in his future. It was no doubt a great learning curve for him, but the more talented ones never really stay long in soaps.
Which is, you know, THE VERY OBVIOUS TRUTH.
And then, 20 minutes or so ago, two whole months after I made my comment of TROO FAX and laid it to rest, this really, really deluded girl from fuck knows where replies to my comment, telling me that: Jensen is not really that talented at all. He is one a failing UPN show. He could have had a better future on a soap. Plus the real talented ones are the ones that stay on soaps.
And she's apparently 27 years old. You think she'd have a clue or something.
I feel: amused
amused28 May 2008 @ 03:57 pm
So, there I was having this relaxing day off, sitting around, writing, generally being lazy and unkempt, when my house was invaded by guys with beer. Beer and sweets. And those umbrella things. AT 3 IN THE AFTERNOON.
I'm seriously less than 1000 words away from the end of this fic, but...but...BEER. Beer and GUYS.
Fuck it. I can have some beer while I write, that's perfectly perfect. Yup.
I'm seriously less than 1000 words away from the end of this fic, but...but...BEER. Beer and GUYS.
Fuck it. I can have some beer while I write, that's perfectly perfect. Yup.
I feel: 
distracted
distracted