I thought this was really funny

http://www.cracked.com/funny-112-supernatural/

hope you think it's funny too :)

Title: You’ve Already Got Me Coming Undone
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating/Word Count: NC-17 – Approx. 1,500
Disclaimer: Not true. Not mine. No money made.
Warnings: None really. This is equal parts angst, schmoop and porn. (I’m starting to sense a pattern here.)
Summary: It’s the morning after the night before. This is a missing scene/interlude in the Just One Breath ‘verse, but stands on its own. (All you really need to know is that Jensen was shot at the end of Season Three and the boys got together during his recovery.)
Author’s Note: This has been rolling around in my head for a long time now. Everyone has to write the requisite morning after fic, right? It's a little different style. Hopefully, it worked out okay. This is most likely the last new thing you’ll see from me for awhile, since I’m about to buckle down on the sequel. This is for tcs1121 because it is still November and for rejeneration just because. Title from Boys Like Girls.

You've Already Got Me Coming Undone

Fic title: "Wherein Jensen tries to survive meeting the parents (not that he is freaking out or anything)"
Author: the_milky_way
Genre: RPS, College!AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: 6.613
Warnings/Spoilers: none
Beta: Many thanks to yume_odori
Disclaimer: This story is fictional (not real, didn't happen). Not true in any way. I don't own anything.

Summary: The prospect of spending Thanksgiving with Jared is nice. Very nice. The prospect of spending it with Jared and both their families makes Jensen incredibly nervous.

Notes: This was written for the november prompt at notjustroomates.
It is also the another part of the "Wherein Verse" but can be read as a standalone.

"Wherein Jensen tries to survive meeting the parents (not that he is freaking out or anything)"

I am at WORK today, people. SICK. And FEVERISH. And so that means that I get to want things. Things such as:

* A J2 version of Indecent Proposal where its like, Jensen and Danneel in Vegas and Jared is this millionaire tycoon and he wants to pay them a million dollars to have sex with Jensen. YES PLEASE. I actually started whining about this YEARS ago, and lo, I dont think it's been done yet. SO SAD.

* A J2 version of The Time Travellers Wife where Jensen is that constant and Jared is the jumper and he keeps having to leave Jensen and then show up again. And it doesnt have to be exact but there have to be some KEY scenes like Jared showing up in the meadow with no clothes on and them meeting for the first time in the library and the first time but not REALLY first time SEX scene, etc etc. I'd actually thought of writing this myself but a) too much plotting and b) too much writing. It started to make my brain hurt.

* A J2 version of The Wedding Singer where Jensen is about to get married and Jared is the jaded terrible wedding band singer and they fall madly in LURVE. (I feel like this one might exist. Yes? No?)

*Finally, in keeping with the Drew Barrymore theme (seriously, ALL of her movies would be AWESOME J2 aus) 50 First Dates is one of my favorite movies EVER. Tell me that wouldnt be an AWESOME J2 fic as well. BWEEE!


SIGH. Ok. So much for daydreaming.

In other news, I was tossing and turning a lot last night in bed, thinking about SPN and the timeline of six months from now in Detroit and have thoughts.

( spoilers for pretty much everything thats happened so far. none for anything in the future, please! )