He who dies with the most toys, wins...

Hmm...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:17:26 GMT

Saw Jennifer's Body last night, and while it didn't fill me with any sort of wonderment or even that much enjoyment, it did get me thinking.

"Jensen's Body". Could turn out to be a wonderfully NC-17 rated gay parody of the crapfest I wasted two hours of my life on. No?

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 21:46:10 GMT

Dear Jensen,

As you probably know, Living TV has picked up your show in the UK and are currently replaying the first season. I know it will pain you to hear that, for me, this has only resulted in utter sadness, so I write to you now in the hopes that you will acknowledge the wish of a devoted fan. STOP TALKING LIKE FUCKING BATMAN.

All my love (but only on that condition),
Nicky

Your life would suck without him...

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 00:29:00 GMT

It's like porn. In fact, 2.30 onwards is better than porn.

Cobus Potgieter is 22 years old, he's been playing drums since 2002 and he is musical joy personified.

A request?

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:43:59 GMT

Hey all,

I'm just wondering if anybody knows where I can grab a copy of the 'What Goes Around Comes Around' cover that Steve Carlson did? AND/OR any of the Christopher Lennertz original scores for Supernatural. I'd love a copy of that one he wrote for Provenance from S1.

Torchwood

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:32:35 GMT

What the fuck just happened?

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:16:29 GMT

What in the world...?

It's not even a pet peeve, I just don't understand why it's so difficult.

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:11:53 GMT

I'm beyond aware of 'the odd typo' and the fact that every now and again we all short-circuit and write an entirely different word than the one we mean, but trying to read a fairly well written story and coming across the same mistake every couple of chapters tells me that it's not a typo at all.

Prostrate -
Function: adjective

1: stretched out with face on the ground in adoration or submission ; also : lying flat
2: completely overcome and lacking vitality, will, or power to rise <was prostrate from the heat>
3: trailing on the ground : procumbent <prostrate shrubs>

synonyms see prone

Prostate gland -

Function: noun

: a firm partly muscular partly glandular body that is situated about the base of the mammalian male urethra and that secretes an alkaline viscid fluid which is a major constituent of the semen

SERIOUSLY. Is it that hard?

So...

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 02:31:46 GMT

Anybody seen his softcore porn film?

Anyone?

Sun, 17 May 2009 18:00:51 GMT

Anybody wanna guestimate how much Jared weighs in lbs? Round about?

Read this post and remember I am unspoiled past Family Remains.

Wed, 13 May 2009 15:12:41 GMT

So, a few nights ago I had a dream that I saw Sam in the street, stumbling around looking drunk or super confused, and when I approached him his eyes were yellow. He didn't seem aware that he was evil (or supposed to be evil?) but I sort of felt sick at the sight of him. On the one hand, I didn't want to stick around for him to turn on me, but at the same time I didn't want to leave him stumbling around where he could hurt somebody...

I decided to leave him, but by that point I'd already engaged with him a little - a big mistake. Much like engaging with a drunken hobo or a stray dog, he kept trying to follow me around! He was literally stumbling around behind me with yellow eyes everywhere I went. Like a zombie or something.

*shudder*

It was really scary. :(

Manip help?

Sun, 03 May 2009 16:38:39 GMT

I'm making a graphic for a fic I'm writing, but the setting is an amateur porn site and I want Jared on the disclaimer page...except I can't find any manips of him where he's smiling. Is there anybody out there who's made one and wouldn't mind me using it? He doesn't have to be naked, but it has to at least be suggestive, even shirtless would do.

Times like this I wish I was better with photoshop...

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:29:14 GMT

I really resent the fact that the Supernatural writers can't write a likeable, non-pointless female character for the show (unless they intend for her to not be around for very long) and because of this we, the fans, have somehow got a rep for being unwelcoming to female characters.

The fuck?

Sorry writers, but if your idea of strong, well-written women are ones who dump a pile of knickers on the kitchen table to get a guy's attention or ones who start off coo-coo but suddenly sprout a 'grace' that's hidden in a tree, then no wonder we can't accept them, and if your idea of a great female villian is yet another sex-pot with an excuse or some redeeming quality (something your male villians are rarely ever granted) then I feel sorry for whatever shows you invade in the future.

Finally when you give us the irredeemable bitch we've been needing, you cast the most bland actress on the face of the planet to say all her lines like she's reading and noticably watch the floor for her scene markers.

Just. Gah. Fuck that.

Um.

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:45:34 GMT

What's this, guys?

*baffled*

...LOL WHUT.

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:32:37 GMT

The hell is this, fandom?

Is that Jared carrying a drunken Sandy?
I'm so amused right now.

Om nom nom,

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:18:08 GMT

When did THIS happen? Is there a video?

And why is it so hot?!

Oh, Ted...

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:13:15 GMT

So, are we now ignoring the Judas Jack-off lulz or whut? I can't keep up with what's off bounds in this damn fandom.

HALP ME.

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 14:02:57 GMT

I need some new icons. Anybody reccomend some comms for me? They don't have to be Supernatural, just fun colourful icons. I got rid of the ones I wasn't using and it was like...a third of them. :C

Wildfire...

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:18:22 GMT

Is anybody a fan? Or did any of you watch that show at all?

I feel like I need somebody to vouch for her and tell me she can actually act, because I need there to be a reason for her being cast. I'm honestly losing faith in the casting team of Supernatural because I feel like they think we don't care if the girls can act as long as they're attractive. They're so far from right I don't even like watching the majority of the episodes anymore because of painful female performances. CAST AN ACTRESS FOR ONCE, PLEASE. I'm not sure I've seen a face I recognise since Season Two, and if I wanted to watch a show full of models I'd watch ANTM.

I tried to watch Wildfire myself and couldn't get through the first 10 minute clip on youtube because it was boring. Just, somebody tell me she had at least a single moment of magic on that show, okay?

Pet peeve

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:21:32 GMT

I hate, hate, HATE it when you're reading a WIP and you get to the last posted part and the author says "I NEED feedback now or I can't/won't write the rest."

Fuck off.

Apologies for my current mood.

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:05:57 GMT

Found this coding in a word.doc, have no idea what it is! Thought i'd just post it to find out. :) ENJOY!

Short story...

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 02:30:16 GMT

So, this is just something that happened. It's not very long and I haven't specified the names of the characters. I'd be intrigued to know who you imagined...

Title: Like Having No Identity
Rating: R, I guess?
Pairing: The Artist/The Subject (m/m)
Summary: A shy student, in need of money and about to drop out of college, poses nude for an older artist.
Word count: 590

“So why do you-” he stumbles on the words a bit, coughs quietly and tries to calm his breathing. For minutes now the artist’s eyes have been shifting from him to the canvas and back, intense, studying every inch of him. “Why do you paint nude portraits instead of just portraits?”

There’s a long pause in which the older man says nothing, sweeps his wrist somewhere along the painting. When he steps away from the easel he doesn’t speak, just lifts one heavy, calloused hand – he claims he’s always been a painter by trade, but he has working man’s hands that say different – to scratch at his jaw, careful not to leave a streak of paint in it’s wake.

“Have you ever looked at yourself?” he asks, smiles. “Naked, I mean.”

“In the bathroom mirror, I guess.” he shrugs. He’s not all rock-hard abs and muscle - nothing like the kind of Adonis these artists usually look for – but he’s tall and lean, he’s got strong arms that taper off to almost delicate fingers and his athlete’s legs are dusted with fine, light hair.

“You’re fascinating.”

He feels awkward for just a second. He’s never been spoken to like that before. He had a boyfriend who’d fuck him hard with his eyes closed and tell him how ‘fucking hot’ he was. It never got him off, never flattered him any, but he has to swallow down an embarrassing sound, try to force back his flush, at the fact that being told he’s fascinating by an honest to god man with smile lines and a dusting of salt-and-pepper in his hair makes his stomach tighten.

He doesn’t look down at himself, hasn’t ever done so in these sessions. He doesn’t want to try seeing his body through the eyes of this man, this artist, probably used to something akin to perfection. “Why…I mean, artists like you usually paint women, don’t they? Women who’re an interesting...um, shape?”

“Oh,” he chuckles deep, a low rumble. “Trust me I can appreciate any woman with an interesting shape, good hips, thighs…” He says it like he means it, like those paint splattered hands have travelled the curves and shapes of many a woman, but when he speaks again his voice is low, his eyes locked directly on those of his subject. “But there are a thousand pictures of those women. I like to paint things that can make a person stop in their tracks…make their hearts thump in their chests as the blood rushes to their groin.”

“You’re bisexual.” It’s not a guess, not hanging like a question. He’s made it too blatant for that.

The artist smiles, all amusement, his eyes crinkling at the corners. “That a problem?”

He’s never explicitly stated that he likes men, not here, and he isn’t about to. Despite the way being naked with this man makes his hands shake and his upper lip bead with perspiration, he likes how he feels here. Having no clothes feels something like having no identity, no sexuality.

“It’s not a problem.”

The artist, who’d waited patiently for an answer, lets his smile widen into a grin, perfectly friendly, if not a little predatory. “Good. So you won’t mind getting yourself hard before our next session then.”

He’s not sure if it’s the shock of the request or the idea of having to maintain an erection for an entire session, but his breath catches and the shaking of his hands starts up again. When their eyes meet once again just to the left of the easel though, he knows that he couldn’t say no even if he wanted to.

Fin.

How much is too much?

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 01:41:31 GMT

I think you know there's something wrong with you when your first instinct upon seeing this picture:

...is less like "Bod, bulge, om nom nom" and more like "He's got a tattoo like Sam and Dean!"

*sigh* I'm sure I have a life outside of fandom, now if only I could find it.

Okay, so I feel kind of wrong...

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:24:05 GMT

...but have any of you seen Push?

As I sat and watched it, I had this uncomfortable feeling wash over me, because it felt like Chris Evans had more chemistry with Dakota Fanning than he did with Camilla Belle. And I'm like, okay, in the future, those two characters could probably make it happen, you know? Cassie is sixteen and too mature for her age, Nick isn't that good with people anyway...

And then I remembered. Dakota filmed that movie when she was fourteen.

Now I just feel odd about the chemistry and I very much hope I wasn't imagining it. Because that says something very strange about me.

Holy over-used 'Back In Black' riff!

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:24:57 GMT

...having said that - I enjoyed Wishful Thinking a lot. Poor Deanie.

Sam, for once, had some good lines, made me laugh. HEH. And Jared wasn't forced to pull his ugly Sam-in-pain face.

AHA. *adores*

Question...Spoilery if you haven't watched the aired episodes in the US

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:27:37 GMT

So...Would Sam still have had sex with Ruby if she'd come back in the body of an old woman or a man...or is he just essentially attracted to the animated corpse of a brain damaged girl? Do you think he'd have had sex with Katie's Ruby by the same principle? (Because, to be honest, I don't think Katie's Ruby WOULD have had sex with Sam...it's like Genevieve is playing an entirely different character).

I suppose I'm asking...is he attracted to Ruby the demon or just the body she's currently in? Because I just actually cannot get my head around it. I'm honestly just like "WHUT??" whenever the idea comes to mind.

I'm not trying to attack Sam as a character, or Genevieve as an actress (though, I'm not exactly a fan), I just want to KNOW what you all think. Does it baffle any of you as much as it baffles me?