What the fuck just happened?

I'm beyond aware of 'the odd typo' and the fact that every now and again we all short-circuit and write an entirely different word than the one we mean, but trying to read a fairly well written story and coming across the same mistake every couple of chapters tells me that it's not a typo at all.


Prostrate -
Function: adjective
Prostate gland -

Anybody wanna guestimate how much Jared weighs in lbs? Round about?

So, a few nights ago I had a dream that I saw Sam in the street, stumbling around looking drunk or super confused, and when I approached him his eyes were yellow. He didn't seem aware that he was evil (or supposed to be evil?) but I sort of felt sick at the sight of him. On the one hand, I didn't want to stick around for him to turn on me, but at the same time I didn't want to leave him stumbling around where he could hurt somebody...

I decided to leave him, but by that point I'd already engaged with him a little - a big mistake. Much like engaging with a drunken hobo or a stray dog, he kept trying to follow me around! He was literally stumbling around behind me with yellow eyes everywhere I went. Like a zombie or something.

*shudder*

It was really scary. :(

I'm making a graphic for a fic I'm writing, but the setting is an amateur porn site and I want Jared on the disclaimer page...except I can't find any manips of him where he's smiling. Is there anybody out there who's made one and wouldn't mind me using it? He doesn't have to be naked, but it has to at least be suggestive, even shirtless would do.

Times like this I wish I was better with photoshop...

I really resent the fact that the Supernatural writers can't write a likeable, non-pointless female character for the show (unless they intend for her to not be around for very long) and because of this we, the fans, have somehow got a rep for being unwelcoming to female characters.

The fuck?

Sorry writers, but if your idea of strong, well-written women are ones who dump a pile of knickers on the kitchen table to get a guy's attention or ones who start off coo-coo but suddenly sprout a 'grace' that's hidden in a tree, then no wonder we can't accept them, and if your idea of a great female villian is yet another sex-pot with an excuse or some redeeming quality (something your male villians are rarely ever granted) then I feel sorry for whatever shows you invade in the future.

Finally when you give us the irredeemable bitch we've been needing, you cast the most bland actress on the face of the planet to say all her lines like she's reading and noticably watch the floor for her scene markers.

Just. Gah. Fuck that.

So, are we now ignoring the Judas Jack-off lulz or whut? I can't keep up with what's off bounds in this damn fandom.

Found this coding in a word.doc, have no idea what it is! Thought i'd just post it to find out. :) ENJOY!

...but have any of you seen Push?

As I sat and watched it, I had this uncomfortable feeling wash over me, because it felt like Chris Evans had more chemistry with Dakota Fanning than he did with Camilla Belle. And I'm like, okay, in the future, those two characters could probably make it happen, you know? Cassie is sixteen and too mature for her age, Nick isn't that good with people anyway...

And then I remembered. Dakota filmed that movie when she was fourteen.

Now I just feel odd about the chemistry and I very much hope I wasn't imagining it. Because that says something very strange about me.

...having said that - I enjoyed Wishful Thinking a lot. Poor Deanie.

Sam, for once, had some good lines, made me laugh. HEH. And Jared wasn't forced to pull his ugly Sam-in-pain face.



AHA. *adores*